The chaos behind every “OMG”
03:47 AM
We crash the best greenhouses in Holland, Italy & France. Only the fattest peonies survive.
06:12 AM
Flowers land in our studio still half-asleep. Coffee level: critical.
07:30 AM
Our florists go full artist mode. Scissors fly. Swear words too.
09:00 AM
Courier ninjas grab the bouquets and disappear into European streets.
Every bouquet is a tiny riot of beauty
No two are ever the same. Our florists treat each stem like it owes them money — maximum drama, maximum love.
- ✓ Only flowers that passed the “make us scream” test
- ✓ Hand-tied with zero corporate vibes
- ✓ Wrapped in recycled paper that looks expensive
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Cities we terrorise with flowers daily
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Bouquets that caused public crying this year
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From greenhouse to doorstep (max)
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Happy tears guaranteed
We don’t deliver flowers.
We deliver emotions.
The secret sauce?
We’re allergic to boring. Every bouquet is designed to make someone lose their mind in the best way possible.
Ice-cold vans
Flowers travel in refrigerated happiness bubbles.
Ninja couriers
They know every shortcut and smile combination.
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