Choose your weapon of mass happiness

9 bouquets that have already ruined thousands of people for regular flowers forever.

Today’s obsession: Sunset Riot

Giant coral peonies + hot-pink ranunculus + zero chill. Currently causing public meltdowns across Europe.

Steal it before it’s gone

Full chaos menu

Sunset Riot

Giant coral peonies that scream summer louder than your ex.

Cause a scene

Midnight Drama

Black callas & burgundy dahlias. Love should hurt a little.

I need darkness

Cotton Candy Dream

Looks edible. Don’t try.

Gimme sugar rush

Love Bomb Pro

101 red roses. Zero subtlety.

Drop the bomb

Big Bang Energy

Congrats so loud the neighbors hear.

Pop it real good

Sorry

Hydrangeas that say it better than words.

Forgive me now

Golden Hour

Sunflowers = instant mood upgrade.

Make my day

New Human Alert

Pastels so cute they should be illegal.

Welcome tiny boss

You’re My Person

Just because you exist.

Remind them daily

Can’t choose? Answer 3 questions → get your perfect bouquet

Who’s it for?

Lover → Sunset Riot
Mom → Cotton Candy Dream
Best friend → You’re My Person

What’s the occasion?

Apology → Sorry
Congrats → Champagne Pop
Just because → Golden Hour

Budget?

Under 90 → You’re My Person
90–120 → Sunset Riot
Over 130 → Love Bomb Pro

Everything you need to know before you hit “order”

Three sizes that actually matter

Small — 25–30 stems (cute surprise)
Medium — 40–50 stems (crowd favorite)
Wow — 70+ stems (speechless guaranteed)

Only the fattest blooms survive

✓ Greenhouse raid at 4 AM
✓ Hand-picked same morning
✓ 7–14 days of pure glory

Delivery that doesn’t ruin the vibe

Same-day in 80+ cities before 12:00
Refrigerated vans only
Free gift message & photo proof

Occasion → Bouquet cheat sheet

Occasion	Best bouquet
First date / “I’m obsessed”	Sunset Riot
Proposal / Anniversary	Love Bomb Pro
I messed up big time	Sorry
New baby	New Human Alert
Just because	You’re My Person